<b>Q:</b> You play football and basketball. Which do you prefer?
<b>A:</b> I prefer basketball because I played that first.
<b>Q:</b> Who is your favorite artist?
<b>A:</b> Probably Lil’ Wayne.
<b>Q:</b? What is the farthest from the Washington D.C.-metro area you have traveled?
<b>A:</b> I went to Las Vegas and played in [an AAU] basketball tournament.
<b>Q:</b> What is your favorite food?
<b>A:</b> Cheeseburgers.
<b>Q:</b> What do you do when you’re not playing basketball?
<b>A:</b> I just watch college basketball.
— Jon Roetman